(笑)
at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

tom-spanks:

[exasperated 90s sitcom character voice] magNetoooo

condesces:

what do we say to the god of death?

not today *sets difficulty to casual*

mommy:

I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Sir Nicholas Winton is a humanitarian who organized a rescue operation that saved the lives of 669 Jewish Czechoslovakia children from Nazi death camps, and brought them to the safety of Great Britain between the years 1938-1939.

After the war, his efforts remained unknown. But in 1988, Winton’s wife Grete found the scrapbook from 1939 with the complete list of children’s names and photos. Sir Nicholas Winton is sitting in an audience of Jewish Czechoslovakian people who he saved 50 years before.

huffwell:

The high plains of Oregon. One of my favorite areas. 

huffwell:

The high plains of Oregon. One of my favorite areas. 

bullshit-time:

nebulamutt:

Think about it.
If you hate on furries
You have no right to watch popular shows such as adventure time, regular show, pretty much ANY show with a talking animal.

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tuppencetee:

I had a really weird dream last night that someone was trying to torture me, and it was really painful. And then I woke up and I had period cramps. 

My subconscious thinks period cramps equate to torture. Go figure.

supernaturalteenwolfstory:

The heat of my laptop helped me with my period cramps 

blhak:

With so many pedophiles in prison, why are we still making tests in animals ?

every porn ever
guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

meladoodle:

my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad

rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth